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2023 Week 12: Future Foe Scenarios

  and there's no way to know, our future foe scenarios Wow, it's been a minute huh? I won't bother with excuses, I just haven't gotten around to writing anything the last 3 weeks for one reason or another. And man, I've missed a lot. The ascension of CJ Stroud to potential MVP candidate Old Man Mike Evans still has it, while Older Man Adam Theilen has apparently lost it The Broncos are actually good? Josh Dobbs became a very real thing and then stopped doing that abruptly Josh Allen's Bills actually might not be a playoff team While all of those things were going on in the real NFL, much more interesting battles were waged in the GW13 fantasy football standings, and we're primed for a very interesting final two weeks. Lets analyze the scenarios for all of our teams going into the final regular season stretch. Playoff Push Scenarios for bonus atmosphere, google the lyrics in the title of this post and listen to the song while reading Kuppheads By far the luck...

Week 9 2023: Bad quarterbacks, disgusting offense

What do Aiden O'Connell, Brett Rypien, Clayton Tune, and Tommy Devito have in common? They all pretended to be NFL quarterbacks this week to the dismay of fantasy players everywhere. Davante Adams? Horrible Cooper Kupp, Puka Nacua? Unplayable Marquis Brown? Trey McBride? The Cardinals had 58 yards. No, that is not a receiving stat line for their best pass catcher, that's the total. For all four quarters. The entire game. The Giants WRs? Well ok, Wan'Dale actually did catch a TD. But you weren't starting these guys anyway right? I hope not Every year NFL fans (probably fairly) complain that it's impossible to play defense in this modern interpretation of the game. If you hit a QB a fraction of a second after he throws, land in an awkward way on a routine tackle, start your tackle at the same time they begin their slide, etc you're going to get penalized. And I truly to empathize with the defensive players who have to deal with that. But this. This is why . No one...